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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Who wants to be done with school?

ME!

But seriously... I am so grateful at how much I learn in school. I honestly believe that I could NOT do a 'ministry' job if I did not receive the education that I have thus far. That being said, I have really been loving working at the church. I love teaching, building relationships...its a blast.

Today I got SO MUCH done at the church. I looked at my lesson for tomorrow, I got some stuff for the mudbugs game figured out (food and rented a van), got a mission trip planned and camp stuff worked out.

To do so, I completely neglected school stuff. I really cannot do both things well at the same time. I can either rock school while neglecting church stuff, or get lots of youth stuff done and let school work slip by...Its frustrating.

I just think of all the school stuff I have to do between now and the end of the semester (papers, tests...papers, longer papers, even longer papers, test)...ugg

But, I'll make it (I always do), it is just pretty overwhelming.

And with that, I'm going to free-style rap

I'm a' sittin', and typin on my blog
Wishin' I still had my pogs
Sittin', with my favorite tube of slammers
Watch-out, I'm a rollin' like a'M. C. Hammer

I don't know, do I waste my time
a'sittin here on my behind
Blogging, about my blah' old day
But when it comes to school I stay away
From the studies, I cant motivate
myself to get my educate...(boo) [/end rap]

I found this and couldn't stop laughing
fail owned pwned pictures
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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The longest week > Indolence

So, this has been a long week...and its only Monday. Much greatness has has resulted from this week already, but it has already proven to be a hard grind to work through.

It began with Crossroads' "Explosive Love" Marriage Conference. Bro. David facebooked that he was ready "To get Explosive Love all over me this weekend." Many of his readers did NOT know that Explosive Love was a marriage conference. As a staff member, I had a bit more responsibilities than the regular attendees (Nothing, however, compared to the work of one Ms. Pam Chisolm). It was a blessing, but a time consuming event...All night Friday and most of Saturday

Then Sunday came. The AM service was the conclusion of "Explosive Love," which was proceeded by lunch with the speaker, Ken Brumley from Green Acres Baptist Church in Tyler. Being Valentines weekend, Sunday, and Italian food meant a long lunch. Arriving home at 2:30 (with a stromboli-filled tummy) I began to prepare for our Youth Leadership meeting at 4:30. After the meeting, PM worship, and a Missions Meeting, I headed home...to study for a Biblical Interpretation II test. I studied until midnight.

Waking early this morning, I went to class. Luckily, I had a two hour break which I filled with studying interp. Following the test, I headed to Crossroads to continue preparing my first ever Sunday morning message for our morning worship...That's right...they're letting this goofy mug preach in a morning service.

I promised Sarah I'd be home at 6, and I made it! We ate, and I immediately began to study for my Philosophy of Religion test. I have been studying for HOURS, and am about to go to bed

Over the weekend, I received a letter 'inviting' me to join the national religion honors society, "Theta, Alpha, Kappa." I will join, and am excited to do so. Immediately following my interp test, I received a huge surprise. I was informed that I was selected by the Religion department as the one who will preach in the "Senior Preaching Chapel" on March 9th. I'm waay pumped. I don't want to brag very much, but this is a pretty big deal within the religion department. The thing I have to do is to remember that this is a honor and a huge responsibility not to be taken lightly.

It has already been a long week. I will have to skip a class and chapel tomorrow to study for my Philosophy of Religion test that is later that day. After finishing the test (for good or ill), is back to work on the sermon (or sermons).

I know this amount of 'busyness' is not healthy or glorifying to God, but I really have been blessed and encouraged at all the things I have learned and in all the areas I have grown. (Ok...I admit, tests and my lack of sleep are lame). The marriage conference was a huge blessing and encouragement. Youth stuff has been going great. The Youth Leadership meeting saw much accomplished. I've been really learning and growing in this time of sermon preparation...and I've been extremely encouraged at the amount of respect and trust I've been shown from both my professors and my fellow staff members at Crossroads.

And I leave you with this, for your viewing pleasure...My Philosophy of Religion Exam review questions!

  1. Discuss Kai Nielson’s atheistic argument based on the “incoherence” of theism. On what basis does he describe theism as “incoherent”? What is your response to that conclusion?


2. Discuss the atheistic argument from “divine silence.” What is the essential claim of people who make such an argument? What is your response to this atheistic argument?


3.
Respond to the claim that belief in God is nothing but a sociological phenomenon, that religion can be explained by recognizing that societies create religious beliefs and institutions that reinforce the stability of the society.

4.
Respond to the assertion that the advance of scientific knowledge leaves no room for the existence of God.
5. On what basis is the plurality of religions evidence against the existence of God? Suggest a possible means of refuting an atheistic argument based on the plurality of religions.


6.
How is the existence of evil the basis of an argument against the existence of God? Suggest a possible means of refuting an atheistic argument based on the existence of evil.


7. Distinguish between an ontological argument for the existence of God, a cosmological argument for the existence of God, and a teleological argument for the existence of God.


8. Present William Lane Craig’s causal argument for the existence of God, and explain how it attempts to avoid the objection raised by Bertrand Russell to causal arguments.


9. Present an argument for the existence of God based on contingency. How might an atheist respond to this argument? What counterargument can be offered in response to the atheist’s objections?


10. Discuss the theistic argument based on “fine-tuning.” In what way is this argument superior to William Paley’s argument from design? On what grounds might an atheist reject the “fine-tuning” argument?



indolent ;)

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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

The door, the door...where's the door? (door = clever)

Last night I really Really wanted to update my blog, but I didn't feel too good. The previous night, I had taken some daytime Nyquil...that was a bad idea. I didn't get much sleep. Last night, I took some night-time Nyquil and fell asleep at 9:00, and woke up at 7:30. That was a LONG sleep.

I really wanted to post something clever, but all I could do was sit there and sulk at my non-clever self, so in place of some cleverness, I will hilight my day thus far.

There was severe weather last night. Watching the local news makes me laugh. The production is much different than what I'm used to in the DFW area. There were some strong winds in shreveport that did some damage. They were interviewing some people (which is always funny in itself), but over the interview, they kept showing random stuff...like shelves of food at grocery stores, and a freezer in a convenience store (seemingly unrelated pictures). Then the news guy kept saying stuff like, "look at this picture of the damage, heres another house." Then the all time great quote, "we have a really great photo here of a big tree in the road...it is too dark to see the tree, but it is there covering the road." It was funny.

On a totally different note. Today is Wednesday. Tonight, we are teaching Part 2 of 6 of "Supernatural." The Supernatural series is about the miracles Jesus did during his ministry here on earth. Part 2 focuses on Luke 5:12-15 where Jesus cleanses the Leper. I'm really looking forward to tonight, it'll be fun. As a leper, this man was completely cut off from all society...He wasn't just homeless, he wasn't even allowed to be in the city. His sickness would not only lead to a physical death, but to others, he was already socially dead.

Perhaps my cleverness will return tonight in another post. The youth always say funny stuff

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...I KNOW that's right (or the antiquity of Jeff's Beard) pt. II

...continued...

. .. ... .... v ...... ........ ......... ......... x: poem (meter or rhyme)

And yet thy beard so sacred blessed,
Without thee, mine face look distressed.
Enough of this, ye friend or foe?
So much I cut, so much thy grow.
Or better yet, I have to say,
"Mine face, thy home, beg thee to stay"
Extoll thy shape, thine chin-strap-folk!
Nary yet, so thick I'd hoped,
Except to thou, aged three or four.
So shall thy stay, I thee implore?
Should thy tarry forever more?

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Monday, February 9, 2009

I KNOW thats right (or the antiquity of Jeff's Beard) pt.1

Hello Blogging World! Looks like I've made it big.

My name is Jeff Stapleton....I KNOW thats right.

Many of you may know me... but my name doesn't sound that familiar? Well...let me give you a little refresher. I am the guy who single handedly brought the "arm-pit dance" to East Texas. You may have sang a song about it or read about it in the local folk-tales...its a pretty big deal. Does that make me more of a man? Possibly (*see below). Does that make me a genius? Probably. Does that make me a legend? Positively!

Here is a description of the man under the chin-strap:
I am 24 years old. I am a man (*I pee standing up). I have been married to Sarah Stapleton for almost 5 years (yeah...she's amazing!). I have a 18 month old son named Colin who loves to say "NO". I go to East Texas Baptist University in Marshall Texas where I am a religion major. I am the youth minister at the coolest church in East Texas...Crossroads Baptist Church. I am a semi-good musician/artist/photographer/video game pwner.

I'd love to type some more, but I've gotta run. In light of my exit, let me offer a five separate, but necessary, words of wisdom:

ahem *clears throat*

- Studies show that 10 out of 10 Americans will die this year from eating health foods
- New Mexico is better than Regular Mexico
- Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
- Thousands of mini-buffalo are killed every day for their wings
- Before you walk a mile in somebody else's shoes, make sure you pick up your own too...that way, when they realize you stole their shoes, you are already a mile away and they won't be able to catch you

*stay tuned for part 2 of of "I KNOW thats right (or the antiquity of Jeff's Beard)

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